If My Life Were Like a Movie II

1. I’d have a torrid love affair with Natalie Portman and our scuffs would be solved by my playing guitar for her in our huge loft.
2. There’d be jump-cut scenes of Natalie Portman and myself:
-Having a pillow fight.
-Lying in a hammock.
-Walking out of restaurants holding hands- while wearing scarves.
-Kissing in the kitchen while unidentified breakfast food burned on the stove-top behind us.

Note: The montage would be to the tune of The National’s 'Vanderlye Crybaby Geeks.'


3. I’d live in New York.
4. I’d often not be wearing a shirt.
5. I’d shoot guns at bad guys and wear Persols doing so.
6. I’d always have flashbacks of my life in cool European cities.
7. The streets would always be wet; even when it’s sunny.
8. My conversations would resemble any given convo in Richard Linklater's films: Before Sunrise and Before Sunset
9. I’d never look at explosions that went off behind me. I’d just walk away; in my Persols.